Undisputed 1,200% Correct Fast Food Chicken Sandwich Rankings

Issue #1,200

The people of Japan have come to rely on my chicken sandwich rankings so I owe it to them to cover KFC. 

1. Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

2. Carl's Jr. Hand Breaded Chicken Sandwich

3. Burger King Ch'King Sandwich

4. Wendy's Classic Chicken Sandwich

5. Jack in the Box Cluck Sandwich

6. Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich

7. KFC’s Cheetos Chicken Sandwich 🆕

8. Compost rotting in 101° F heat

9. McDonald's Crispy Chicken Sandwich

10. McDonald's Crispy Chicken Sandwich atop compost rotting in 101° F heat

11. Shake Shack's Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich

Just to make it clear: Compost is crispier than McDonald's chicken sandwich offerings.